Sista-Pass of the Month: Miss J. Alexander
![]() UPN Normally this is awarded to non-African-American women who display that 'sista-swagger', but this week we had to make an exception. (This IS a beauty shop after all.) Miss J. is the runway coach/sycophant/semi-drag queen/judge on Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model. Miss J. has legs like no man I've ever seen, and better than MOST women, so the shop is not mad atcha. While it's a bit hard to stomach him criticizing the girls' looks when his head looks like the mop woman some days(*MEMO TO MISS J.; STOP BY UNDERTHEDRYER LOVE AND WE'LL GET THAT WASH AND SET HOOKED!), fierce must recognize fierce. Sista-Pass of the Week Winner: Miss J.Alexander. Work boyfriend, you are just OVAH! |
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