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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Paging Dave ChappelleExtreme Makeover: Prince Edition - March 20, 2006

Extreme Makeover: Prince Edition - March 20, 2006 *Editor's Note: the Under the Dryer Standard font has been changed to purple in honor of Prince for this post only. He will be added to the 'don't go there list' immediately. Please follow suit on any replies.*

This will top the 'Playing Basketball with Prince" sketch on Chapelle's show by a mile.....Carlos Boozer doesn't seem like the most....how to put this politely?.... streetwise brother in the world... but baby what did you expect? Did you know who you were renting to? He wasn't gonna install Corian countertops and hang curtains.

According to the suit filed by Boozer, Prince violated his lease by"painting the exterior of the [house] with purple striping, 'prince' symbol, and numbers 3121. Plus, he installed (I am not making this up) a hair salon down in the downstairs bedroom and ran pipes for the water for the shampoo bowls. I mean who knew Prince was a 'kitchen beautician"? This is not unusual in a black neighborhood, however I doubt Beverly Hills is zoned for that. Seriously sisters, this should not be a surprise, because we know short or long, Prince has rocked a "2-hours-under-the-dryer" wash-n-set since his zebra-Speedo-and-thigh-high-boots days. Got to keep ya wig tight, and I'm sure it's hard to get an appointment in that town for a touch-up.

I chuckle at the thought of Prince coming home from the studio,little boots clicking down the walk, and there's a memo with a rubber band stapled to it, hanging from the doorknob of the mansion. (whoever invented that shoulda patented it, B.I.D.)

Dear Mr. Rogers Nelson: You have 3 days to paint the walls back like they were when you moved in, or else you have to move. For real man. I'm not kidding buster. I can get Cherokee Parks, Shane Battier, and Christian Laettner to toss your short behind in a dumptster. You will need to obtain a cashier's check or money order to pay your $70,000 month rent.
Signed, Carlos Boozer of C Booz LLC

**queue the hammond b3 organ intro to "Let's Go Crazy"**

This kinda puts losing your security depost for not filling in the nail holes in the wall in perspective heh?