American Idol Finals Week 1: Steve Wonder Night

Personally, after last night's Stevie Wonder night on AI, I am sure Stevie knocked back a few shots of some type of brown liquor having to hear some of the AI-ites butcher his songs. Here's Under the Dryer's conclusions after week 1: 1. That little child that slam forgot the words to "Lately" makes me think AI should be performed at gunpoint. How in the WORLD? I thought she was speaking in tounges or something. Your game should be tight enought to sing your song with the judges holdin heat on you, or else risk getting some shots fired over your head. Secondly I think Randy and Simon must've taken some of Paula's pain pills from a few seasons ago for telling her that was her BEST performance. 2. It should be a Felony for Bucky Covington and Kelly Pickler to ever sing a Stevie Wonder song in public again. 3. MEMO to Paris Bennett: Honey we love ya here at the Shop, and we know your "Mee-Maw Ann Nesby has long money BUT, baby pick a weave and a style and stay with it. 4. Loved Mandisa's "Jill Scott move" taking her heels off before she sang because her dogs were botherin' her..You know how Jilly throws a shoe when she sings "Long Walk".....real sista all day...she has a career in recording and theater in my opinion. 5. Elliot, with an image makeover, is going to be a star. UD says a good fade, lighten the hair one shade all over, teeth whitener, and a goatee...boom! 6. Taylor Hicks, or Tay-Tay as I call him, is just so off the hook! Its like Ray Charles, Joe Cocker, and Michael McDonald had a love child,but they don't know who the father is. And for the saved folks out there, you will see like me that Taylor sings himself happy most of the time. That is a "Bapti-costal" 'Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy" he lets out when he finishes singin there.