Job Posting: Weed and Heater Holder for Calvin Broadus aka Snoop Dogg

Under the Dryer's employment agency is posting a 'Weed and Heater Carrier' (WAHC) position, reporting to Snoop Dogg. This position is open due to the employer's(Snoop's) inability to understand airports are federally regulated and you can't take indo and pistols in there, nor on planes. Given Mr. Broadus' well publicized relationship with and affection for weed, including appearing on the seminal album "The Chronic", to lyrics such as "rollin' down the street smokin indo...", to most recently appearing on the hit Showtime drama called, you guessed it, WEEDS, he's made himself an easy target for arrest. Qualifications include: security skills, ability to be inconspicuous, trustworthiness with contraband, firearm experience, ability to travel independently from Mr. Broadus so he does not get pinched, and past track and field experience, especially sprint events. Salary commensurate with experience. References required. On the rizzle Snoop, how many times we gonna go through this bruh? You can't get caught holdin', period. Snoop Dogg Arrested at Burbank Airport | Snoop Dogg : People.com More Kristalogy In:snoop,dogg,snoopdogg,arrest,arrested,hip-hop,celebrity,african-american