If My People: Brandy Buckin in Bible Study

Here in the shop we begin a recurring series "If My People", devoted to when we stunt in public (stuntin' like my daddy). The Scripture tells us "If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray..." and I always say stop right there cause we can't even do that. Buckin' in Bible study! What, someone dissed Tom Cruise? Come ON Brandy. Crunk + Disorderly: "Things got ugly when Brandy showed up with two of her friends (one a Scientologist, one not) to bible study at First A.M.E. (FAME) in Los Angeles last week. Apparently the group of friends had just come from a Scientology meeting and had a bunch of questions challenging Christian principles being taught at the bible study. While Brandy asked a question regarding lust, her friends got into a brawl with members of the church in the back of the sanctuary. Chairs were flying, cuss words were being tossed! Not your typical Wednesday night bible study scene at all. Members of the congregation had to break the fight up. It is also reported that Brandy knocked over some chairs on her way out of the building. And get this, she isn't even a member of the church! Just ignorant. Sonia, come get your child."

Job Posting: Weed and Heater Holder for Calvin Broadus aka Snoop Dogg

Under the Dryer's employment agency is posting a 'Weed and Heater Carrier' (WAHC) position, reporting to Snoop Dogg. This position is open due to the employer's(Snoop's) inability to understand airports are federally regulated and you can't take indo and pistols in there, nor on planes. Given Mr. Broadus' well publicized relationship with and affection for weed, including appearing on the seminal album "The Chronic", to lyrics such as "rollin' down the street smokin indo...", to most recently appearing on the hit Showtime drama called, you guessed it, WEEDS, he's made himself an easy target for arrest. Qualifications include: security skills, ability to be inconspicuous, trustworthiness with contraband, firearm experience, ability to travel independently from Mr. Broadus so he does not get pinched, and past track and field experience, especially sprint events. Salary commensurate with experience. References required. On the rizzle Snoop, how many times we gonna go through this bruh? You can't get caught holdin', period. Snoop Dogg Arrested at Burbank Airport | Snoop Dogg : People.com More Kristalogy In:snoop,dogg,snoopdogg,arrest,arrested,hip-hop,celebrity,african-american

Scoot Over Naomi Campbell: Ill Na Na Sentenced to Three Years' Probation

"Fox Boogie's" reputation preceeds her; I never have forgotten that spitting on the hotel desk clerk stunt she pulled in Raleigh NC a few years ago because there was no iron in her room. Yeah. Trust me she would have caught my left hook while the spittle was still airborne if I had been the hotel clerk. I had hopes her diversion into ragga while dating Spragga Benz would have brought more peace into her life, but "nah gal still fi rowin' so." -- Thanks again to Fresh over at C+D for putting this so humorously (Noxema Jackson ROFL!)--AE Outside court, Brown said that she would still beat the charges. "I'm a fighter," she said." I have an impressible spirit and an abiding faith in God. I believe that I will walk free." Outside court, Brown said that she would still beat the charges. EDITOR's NOTE: Not to disparage anyone's testimony, but 1)I think it's irrepressible, not impressible there, Inga. 2) You are on trial for smacking an nail tech, not capital murder, baby, fall back a little. Bless God anyhow. Pray much for the Ill Na Na and she'll do the same for you. --AE rt, Brown said that she would still beat the charges. "I'm a fighter," she said." I have an impressible spirit and an abiding faith in God. I believe that I will walk free." More Kristalogy In:hip-hop,celebrity,african-american,foxy,brown,inga,marchand,nail,assault,court,naomi,campbell