Naomi Campbell Should Throw Out First Pitch on MLB Opening Day

Naomi Campbell Is Accused of Assaulting Housekeeper - New York Times I mean if Naomi has the guns to throw a cell phone hard enough to cut her housekeeper's head "till the white meat show", she might have a 2nd careeer as an MLB pitcher. My beloved, injury-laden Chicago Cubs bullpen might wanna take a look at her, for real. I saw Bush step down and let Naomi chuck the first pitch 'cross the plate. Seriously sistas, we knew from when this story first broke Friday her housekeeper was not a sister. If she'd had ....oh...Quita lets say? You know it woulda been vaseline on the face, hold my earrings, weave snatched, all OUT project-whoopin down Naomi's steps and out into the street. Over some jeans. Come on Naomi, like you couldn't call down to Macy's and have someone bring you over another pair of Seven for All Mankinds? Girl please. We will be adding a 'ghetto fab stunt' section to the sidebar soon in honor of this momentous occasion.