Aunt Esther's Online Dating Tips for the Fellas

Took a web surf through some online dating services this weekend. I'll get right to the point: Fellas, a lot of your profiles are STRUGGLING. You will never attract a woman with some of these sorry postings I saw. Thus, I give you Aunt Esther's Online Dating Tips for the Fellas: NO PICS W/YOUR GIRL CUT OUT OF IT. Quit bein' a cheap-ass and take a new picture!We can see ol girl's head on your shoulder, arm around you, whatever, very easily. Nobody takes a picture w/their head leaned over unless they are posed with someone or their neck hurts. It is obvious and taaaaaa-cky! TYPOS AND MISSPELLINGS GET YOU AN IMMEDIATE JEOPARDY BUZZER.Have someone proofread ya stuff or spell-check it before you post it. One guy was an aspiring poet or writer, no joke, and wrote "I am poet looking for a brake (immediately clicks to the next guy.) NO IDIOT PHOTOS. What do I mean? For his main photo, one fool had a picture of him with his buddies standing under a sign that read "Huge Ass Beers for Sale Here." This ties with the guy who had a photographwith the bikini-clad Bud Light girls for his main photo. I rest my case. IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 2 KIDS AND HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO ANOTHER ROUTE FOR DATING. I saw a "more than 4 kids, never been married" in a guy's profile. In my mind I'm going "Okay that's potentially 4 sets of baby's-mama and baby's-mama's-mama drama, 4 visitations, 4 child support payments/periodic court appearances. Next Why didn't you just put "I'm a Playa" in the headline, I'm wondering? IF YOUR PROFILE IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT PROBABLY IS. You have to like/love someone warts and all, so show all your cards up front guys. NOTE: This also goes for you 'holy players', haw-lay-looooooooooo-yah. No brother in 2006 who is saved has ANY trouble meeting women @ church. The odds are still in your favor Yeah I see ya, been there done that bought the t-shirt, try again. There it is, a few minor adjustments, and your inbox should be full of prospects, some for the first time ;-)